emancipation proclamation nation station

right now i am sitting in starbs with danielle

these are the things that made me laugh today:

during my free period after lunch tess and i sat in her car, parked in the senior lot, for 58 minutes and shared a bagel, talked, and eventually the conversation led to none other than the promiscuous... we came to the conclusion that whipped cream and kitchen counters are the most memorable times. oh and also thoughts like "WHAT INSPIRED ME TO DO THAT?!" are hilarious after the fact... if you understand what i am saying kudos.. if you don't get out of my fucking car.

danielle told me that her mother advised her to get married and then promptly divorced so she could live as an "independent" and go to college for free because her spouse doesn't work a job and she is only 17.

as a side note, her math notes say:

"I don't wanna be here. I just wanna dance!"

danielle is looking at herself via video chat.

now we are video chatting and sitting next to each other

laughing hysterically

this is weird.

also um

i cant wait to hear from colllllllllege.

gimme a rejection or an acceptance and i'll be happy.

defer me and i'll shit a brick.

okay, bye for now.